There's A Poo In My Shoe

(And I Don't Know How It Got There)

Once upon a time in a cozy little house on Holmes Road, there lived a cheeky and kind six-year-old boy named James. James had light brown hair that almost looked blonde when the sun hit it just right, and big blue eyes that sparkled with mischief. He loved playing detective and solving mysteries, but he never imagined he would wake up one morning to fin…