The Ministry of Nothing: Promises, Unicorns, and Empty Gestures

By Senator Papahatziharalambrous

G'day Aussies,

Have you ever heard of the Ministry of Nothing? No? Well, allow me to enlighten you. I, Senator Papahatziharalambrous, proudly serve as the Shadow Minister for this illustrious institution. Now, you might be wondering, what exactly does the Ministry of Nothing do? Excellent question, mate.

You see, the Ministry of Nothing is responsible for…