π¨ BREAKING: Victorian Liberal Party Takes Bold Step to Brighten Future with Light Bulb Replacement
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In a groundbreaking decision that has left the political landscape reeling, the Victorian Liberal Party has unanimously voted to replace a light bulb in their party headquarters. The magnitude of this undertaking cannot be overstated, as it marks a pivotal moment in the party's quest for a brighter future.
The revelation came to light when John Prosciuttβ¦
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