A Far-Right Wing Unionist's Dilemma

The Perils of Heaven's COnVID Entry Requirements

In a twist of fate, a Victorian far-right wing unionist found himself denied entry to heaven due to an unexpected oversight—missing out on the compulsory sixth COnVID booster shot. This peculiar scenario raises questions about the stringent entry requirements in the afterlife and the amusing consequences that can arise when heavenly protocols clash with…